AIN'T NO ROMANCE IN NAIROBI FT. POETFLANI

AIN’T NO ROMANCE IN NAIROBI 

"Ay, bro....pull up right here, pull up over here. This is the spot right here"
"Yessir"
"Maguys si tukate?"
"Hio ni swali? Kwani tumekuja hapa Kudo?"
"Weee seti wacha story mob"
"Nani anabless?"
"Wee leta, let a nigga show you"
"Bruh! You are just spanking a bottle of alcohol, nothing serious"

*Smacks the bottle, for the culture and to appease the ancestors*

7 shots later.....

"Ebu wekeni Ngoma Bana"
"This beat kind of heat tho"
"Can you freestyle?"
"Bet my drunk ass self I can. Play that shit"

Ain't no romance in Nairobi,
Best pick up line you get is " Babe Niko horny"
Where the flowers at, where the chocolates at?
The guys' bar is too low that's for a fun fact,
But that's what you get when both parties don't know how to react,
To romance, both giving and very much accepting,
"Come hivi kejani" you're always serious texting,
But of course she might come,
Anything is better than beating your own ham,
But to be honest I'm in no position to judge,
Whack relationships are at a whole time sedge,

Ain't no romance in Nairobi,
A brother named Evans just came out the party,
"Hey ma, naeza pata numba yako?"
"Yea sure but I just hope hautaniita kwako"
"Alaa, kwani huwezi nipea bure"
"Hii kitu?? Pesa talks. Mwenyewe ameenda shule"
Dance for the money, that's all they do know
These materials and possessions get those females to bend so low,
But what about the love and affection?
The long talks, the dates, the surprises and the contention?
It's always been "come take care of this golden erection,"
Don't worry over here we don't really use protection
Excuse me? You heard me right that's the truth and the image,
Just coz she's shocked doesn't mean she's not with it,
But poor girl is done and isn't ready for no commitment,

"Oooouuuuu!! Bro pour some more shots...pour some more shots...Where the Gilo at?"

Ain't no romance in Nairobi,
You on your seventh partner, just in one week,
James, Jamal, Brian ,Kevin and Derrick,
But still go back to Paul who is actually getting married,
I Told you people moving are mad over here,
Fall in love at your own risk, because that will always make you not see clear,
This is not a Saint trying to tell you this
But money got these girls moving door to door like Jehovah witnesses,
Don't find it funny brother you're actually dead,
Men here talk about business and big account,
You over there proclaiming drug addiction and a 3 figure body count!
But what really happened to love and affection,
Don't let those "brothers" fool you she needs love and attention,

*Stops the beat*

"Ay ay ay ay bro, stop right there stop right there bro. Have another shot. Damn! 'you over there proclaiming drug addiction and a 3 figure body count?' You had no right to pull that out. Get this man another shot,he going all out!!!!"

"You got lighter bro?"
"Naah I don't have one."
"Here you go bro"
"Ow thanks bro"
"Got weed or something?"
" You know me always packed! Hehe"

Where was I, ow yeah *beat resumes*
Ain't no romance in Nairobi, please tell me ain't no romance in Nairobi

Take the beat Derrick!!!!!

There's no romance in Nairobi

No cupid

With his bow and arrow at the ready

And if you're looking for some

You might as well get a compass

You're lost, everybody's a white

You think she'll treat you different?

Because she posts you on her status

Shows up to your birthday parties

Let's you call her baby

In front of all your friends

And blinds you

With her I love yous

You think you're a shot gun?

A machine gun just like Kelly

Well then

Let's wait for slim shady

She's just hesitating

Telling you she wants to take it slow

If only you knew

That some guy

With a big black car

And a big gold chain

Is out here penetrating that big black ass

Bitches!!!

Dancing for money

Dancing for fame

They don't even remember what brought them to this city

They don't remember

That they gotta study

Because there's a sponsor

And his kitambi

Will pay for everything

Bribe that miserable old lecturer

Fast class honours!

And all they gotta do is sell their bodies

A small price to pay for that bed of roses

She isn't your flower

You're the only thing that brings her back to reality

So how long

Before she slaps you back into reality?

“Damn!! You good bro? Who hurt you? Juu ya hio story mwagia yeye ingine



**Insert You are Gay video**

“Ati nini? Why are you Gay???”

“The alcohol bro…..aahhhhh fuck ya’ll”

“Anyway its never that serious. You either play the game or the game plays you and that’s Nairobi for you” All together: “No Cap! Aint no romance in Nairobi! Aint no romance in Nairobi! Aint no romance in Nairobi! Aint no romance in Nairobi! Aint no romance in Nairobi……….”

Wayne The Poet